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Thursday, April 22, 2010

because sometimes you just need to know the truth.

and as you have seen from these pictures...the truth hurts.


"about three things i was absolutely positive. first, justin beiber is a girl. second, there was a part of me and i wasn't sure how dominant that part might be that wanted to chase after him on a lawn mower. and third i was filled with unconditional and irrevicable hatred twoards him."

see what i just did there? it's all true. i'm not sure what it is about justin freak face that people like but i can't s t a n d him. maybe it's because he sounds like a girl, maybe it's because he is three feet tall, maybe it's because he has a swagger coach, maybe it's because he 'serenades' girls that are like eighty bajillion feet taller than him in his music videos, maybe it's because his initials are JB and there will never be another JB besides the Jonas Brothers. maybe it's because his stupid music makes my ears bleed, maybe it's because he thinks he has had experience with love when clearly dude. you're sixteen that's like impossible. maybe just because so many people love him i feel the need to hate him...no wait that's not it because if he was good i'd have no problem with him. i don't even care about the fact that he is denying the fact that he is gay. he should just come out of the closet and admit it. adam lambert is gay and i have no problem with it...but then again adam lambert actaully has talent. he is not even c u t e! dude i'm thinking that he should just go back to canada and we should put memory loss poweder on all of the world so they won't have to suffer through the pain of listening to justin's music any longer. you see if ninty percent of teenage girls would have a heart attack if justin beiber were standing on the roof of a building about to jump. but i'm part of that ten percent who would grap some popcorn and stand at the bottom yelling "just jump already"
so yeah basically justin beiber can go die.
ILY!
love always,
sarah

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